ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
reetie: t-esserae: when i was young i thought salem from sabrina the teenage witch was a real cat because in my opinion he looked so real there was no way he could be fake and now i think i may have been on drugs ME TOO
unsinkabl-e asked: Where are you from
unsinkabl-e asked: Yes I live in the US.
lalalafrickyou: bloody-nips: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted only in united states can you purchase food and get money back. i saw an episode where the...
jensenlocked: lokis-army-at-221b: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T KNOW:
smoshakamylife: A GIRL TWEETED IAN THIS: IAN ACTUALLY FOLLOWED HER AND REPLIED: OH, AND SHE’S ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS: EDIT/UPDATE: SHE ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A FUCKING TACO SUIT ON SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL A MEDAL
solidcure: I just want someone who I can smoke weed, play video games, have sex, and cuddle. That’s 4 fuckin things. How hard can it be.
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the-vashta-nerada: i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i...
urinatings: *precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich* OMG ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!!!
GOT MY CAR GOT MY CAR GOT MY CAR IM FUCKING STOKEDDDDD
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob is this what girls do yup always
i luvvvvv mah jobbb
amazing people barely any money counting aka mathskills & it helps to have a starting salary of $14.81/h awwwwyyeeeeeeee
eternalfulfillment: life21x: my-littletony: vixen7: I’m crying. ITS BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
cheezburgah: paleandperfect: phurlz: ...